What do we have for entertainment? Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement.

The spectrum of sucking

In contemplating where packing falls on the spectrum of sucking, I had to contemplate other citizens of the Kingdom of Suck:

- Spilling your beer.
- Chewing tin foil.
- Stepping in dogshit.
- Work.
- Community theater.
- Throwing up in your dorm radiator, and having the sensory delights repeat every time the heat kicks in.
- Losing your virginity. In prison.
- American Idol.

I would put packing in the same neighborhood as community theater and radiator puke... long, loathsome, painful. Oh yes, it's a pretty, pretty pain cave.

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