It's alright if you love me. It's alright if you don't. I'm not afraid of you running away, honey. I get the feeling you won't.

It's a White Trash Christmas in July.

I bought a 42" plasma television at Costco with a bad check, and was home enjoying a DVD before they knew what hit them. The only thing better would have been if I returned the t.v. for cash, and sent my wife out in hair rollers and a bathrobe to pick up smokes, PBR and diapers at Wal Mart.

Adding to the white-trashitude of it all was that I took a photo.

The cherry on top, though is that if you look closely, you will see that the tv is displaying a sportcenter highlight of the famous sausage race at Miller Park in Milwaukee.

Yeee-haw.

Maybe God needs another race car driver. Or sausage runner.

I am sure you have seen this floating around the internet by now, but I thought it was cool.

This is a 1000 pound tiger shark caught off Martha's Vineyard.