Ay, ya, ya, ya... yer mother swims after troop ships. Sing me another verse, worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my willy.

That^^ song is by John Valby, a guy who wrote and sang funny, filthy songs in the 70's. My mom and dad were friends with him. My mom used to play his albums for me when I was in grade school. And that's all you need to know about my mom, me, and the development of my sense of humor.

India requested that I post this link:


The City Pool in Bozeman opened the pool to dogs on its last day of the season. They had 150 dogs there:
Click me.

There was a picture of a soggy golden retriever jumping off of a diving board into the pool, but that wasn't on their website.

As long as we are talking Bozeman news here... these are excerpts from the last week's police reports:

* Officers spoke with a woman drunk on mouthwash at a North Seventh Avenue store. The woman was removed from the store and advised not to drink mouthwash anymore.

* Court services reported a man in their office had hidden illegal drugs in his anus. The man was arrested and held on bond.

* Employees at a store on South 23rd Avenue reported that a woman was riding around on an electric cart in the store and tried to fight with employees when asked to leave.

*A store owner on North Seventh Avenue advised that a man was urinating on the soda machines outside the business.

* Deputies took a report of someone hanging eggs on fishing line from power cables over Fowler Lane.

* A deputy observed an erratic driver on Huffine Lane. The man was trying to open an ice cream bar while driving.

Just a little taste of how real we keep it in B-Town. Oh yeah.