See the idiot walk. See the idiot talk. See the idiot chalk his name up on the blackboard.

"You are 58 years old?"

"Yes."

"You drive a convertible?"

"Yes."

"You wear loafers with no socks?"

"Yes."

"Every day?"

"Yes."

"You're bald?"

"Balding."

"Yes, I can see that. You wear it a bit long in the back?"

"Mmm-hmm."

"Is that a 'yes?'"

"Yes."

"And, today, you decided to pull it back into a pony tail?"

"Yes."

"And that pony tail is approximately an inch and a half to two inches in length?"

"Yes."

"I have nothing further."