Nightclubbing, we're nightclubbing...we're walking through town.
Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
It's SHITE being Scottish!
We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization.
Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by.
We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
It's SHITE being Scottish!
We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization.
Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by.
We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
posted by Joe at
3:38 PM
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But think of all the cultural contributions of the Scots:
The Bay City Rollers.
Big Country.
Braveheart.
Haggis.
and let's not forget:
-Duncan McCleod of the Clan McCleod
-kilts!
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