I’m gonna try for the kingdom, if I can
'cause it makes me feel like a man
when I put a spike into my vein
I have an oil addiction.
I guess I'll bicycle down to the solar windmill methadone clinic, and huddle in front of the dried cowshit fire until I kick this terrible affliction.
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The serotonin ain't flowin'.
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In the past 2 years, there has been a Baby Boomlet amongst my social circle.
My sister had Katie and Joey. Bells had Aden. T-Rex and Alison had Birdy, and another arrival is imminent. Dan-O & Mrs. Dan-O had Kenna, and they are expecting a future Marine, Stockbroker, Deputy Director of Intelligence for the CIA and President of the United States of America in May. Antuan had Maddie, from the Blue Moon Detective Agency. JimmyD had a baby not too long ago.
There are bouncing babies everywhere.
Except here.
We're keeping the Bozeman trampoline clear of bouncing babies.
I really enjoy playing the role of the indulgent uncle/Godfather.
~~~
I guess I'll bicycle down to the solar windmill methadone clinic, and huddle in front of the dried cowshit fire until I kick this terrible affliction.
---
The serotonin ain't flowin'.
===
In the past 2 years, there has been a Baby Boomlet amongst my social circle.
My sister had Katie and Joey. Bells had Aden. T-Rex and Alison had Birdy, and another arrival is imminent. Dan-O & Mrs. Dan-O had Kenna, and they are expecting a future Marine, Stockbroker, Deputy Director of Intelligence for the CIA and President of the United States of America in May. Antuan had Maddie, from the Blue Moon Detective Agency. JimmyD had a baby not too long ago.
There are bouncing babies everywhere.
Except here.
We're keeping the Bozeman trampoline clear of bouncing babies.
I really enjoy playing the role of the indulgent uncle/Godfather.
~~~
posted by Joe at
12:04 PM
3 Comments:
After you get all the adrenaline rushes out of your system that you are experiencing now, and never had, do you think you two will have an addition other than one that walks on 4 legs?
Just think of all the good stories and pictures you could share..."Hey, this is dad when he was trekking the frozen wastelands of Montana"..and so on.......
Nope, just not interested.
I don't have that parenting gene, I guess.
Well, then you and your wife have a great future, a cheaper one, and basically freer.
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