Are you ready for this jelly?

Here are the most recent Google search terms leading people to "The Dude Abides:"

1. "Kenny Rogers post-facelift"

2. "Friends come in and out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant"

3. "Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon some juice. Ain't exactly street legal so keep it on the down low."

4. "Make you cry"

5. "Shomer Shabbaz"

6. "Don't take your guns to town"

7. "Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"

8. The ever popular "My daughter is f-cking a black dude"

9. "Kevin Bacon Footloose dancing"

10. "Crazy delicious"

11. "All I need is this thermos"

12. "Mama's talkin' to me"

13. "Sunday driving"

14. And the last one was a google image search from this picture of me waiting in line for the bus, circa 1974-ish-



I am the dapper dude in front of the line.