Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Get up, get get, get down
911 is a joke in your town

Life is hard here on the mean streetz of Bozeman.

People be keepin' it real, and the po-lice hafta lay the smack down on occasion.

Without further ado, here are some excerpts from today's Bozeman Daily Chronicle Police Blotter:

€ Two men on South Bozeman Avenue were yelling and urinating near the road.

€ A woman on Main Street in Willow Creek told deputies a neighbor was framing her dog for the killings of two chickens. She found two dead chickens in her fenced yard near her dog. She said her neighbor's dog killed the chickens, then her neighbor threw them in her yard.

€ Two men on East Main Street were fighting over a pita sandwich. These men are still at large.

3 Comments:

Blogger P. said...

Did they mention what was on the sandwich?

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a hard time believing the third one.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

http://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/police_reports/

They will change by tomorrow.

Read it.

It's fucking true.

I can hardly believe it myself.

4:53 PM  

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