Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Fame (fame) makes a man take things over
Fame (fame) lets him loose, hard to swallow

I have decided.

It is a good decision.

Why is it a good decision?

Well, because it is funny.

Even better, it will likely be only funny to me.

What, you ask, have you decided, Joe?

I have decided to throw out the phrase, "Do you know who I AM?" on a regular basis.

"How many?"

"Two."

"That will be about ten minutes."

"Do you know who I AM?!"

Sometimes, I just kill me.

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I'm also thinking of purchasing about ten thousand acres out in the boondocks.

I want to set up a nice guest ranch with a private airstrip where billionaires can come and hunt homeless people.

We will also provide taxidermy, for a small fee.

3 Comments:

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Why not make it a big fee?

8:31 PM  
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