Saturday, June 24, 2006

What's the matta man? We gonna come round at 12
With some Puerto Rican Girls that's just Dying to meet you. We gonna bring a case of wine

Have a good time...

Lord, you know I miss you.

In a case of mistaken identity, they put a bullet through his heart.

What up?

I just have to say...

I enjoy the comments on this blog.

(Fuckin' A, I hate using the term, "blog," because, despite my world-renown proclivity for gaiety, the term is extremely gay. I just go with "website," when inevitably confronted. Gaiety and all. Cause you know I got the Gaiety. Some of my best friends are Gaiety.)

Despite all the gaiety above, motherfuckers... how come y'all are scurred to comment?

I have never been possessed of a penchant to bust balls (complete and utter fucking lie... I was BORN to bust balls), so why oh why would you be afeared to leave a simple comment here?

(If I could cram another parenthetical in here, I would.)

7 Comments:

Blogger Sassy Brown said...

Obvs, people are afeared to comment due to your cleverosity. Your blog, er website, rules dude. (I'll try to think of something more clever to say next time, it's 8:20 in the AM for me after a long, late night!) Peace out.

6:24 AM  
Anonymous Cosmic Charlie said...

Well, hell--if you're gonna call us out--the only comment I've got at the moment--
I just gotta hear your take on a return to humidity country your first full summer in Montana. Just was talking about sticky hot weather in a mediocre conversation at the 'Bag today--with the occasion being my good fortune as a dad, and otherwise misfortune to be headed to some real humidity in a couple of days(try 'Bama on for size). Our first trip back to Nebraska after our move to the Big Sky State had me squarely on the verge of passing out on the mean streets of downtown Omaha on a July afternoon with a "feels like" temp of, say, 115. And it wasn't even a beer-aided episode. Well maybe it was just a tiny bit.

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Walter said...

You want a comment? i can get you a comment, believe me. There are ways, dude. ... Hell, i can ge you a comment by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nailpolish.

8:05 AM  
Blogger Jimmy D said...

Sometimes I sits and comments and sometimes I just sits...Gaiety speaking

3:27 PM  
Blogger Tanaya said...

Ever read the "Blurbomat?" His policy on comments is that if your comments suck, they'll be deleted. I hate taking the chance of sucking and, hence, being deleted. FYI - The Dude doesn't suck.

5:55 PM  
Blogger Army Wife said...

nice "website"

see my commenting sucks too

10:46 PM  
Blogger Gretchen said...

Hey now. I've commented.

Just can't always think of anything to say.

12:52 PM  

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