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Let's just keep it going, shall we?

As a treat for those people who check here every day from work, desparately bored or procrastinating, or both, hoping that there will be a new post... something, something, looking for anything to take them away from what they are supposed to be doing... what they are being paid to do.

This is a treat for you, slackers.

They're checkin' it, checkin' it, and they face the door of their office or cubicle, so that someone coming to the office door can only see the back of the monitor. It looks like you're working, but you're really just reading this blog, with your hand on the mouse, brow furrowed, looking like you are really absorbed in that spreadsheet.

Dude knows the score.

Hey, when was the last time we showed you Eva Longoria's ass?



Too long. Too long, indeed.

(((((Right now, you better hope your monitor is facing away from that office door, because you are going to look like an ass for reading this at work. Guess I should have told you that earlier. One of these days, I'll get the hang of this.))))))

In case you missed it, I have a role, alongside my friend Dave The Wave is the upcoming Adam Sandler-Jessica Biel movie. We play the names on the door of Jessica Biel's non-profit law firm.



I smell Oscar.

I do.

Or maybe I smell mustard.

Non-profit?!

That's the funniest thing about it, certainly funnier than Adam Sandler.

He's borderline retarded.

For real.