When you put your arms around me
I gat a fever that's so hard to bear
You give me fever
Four people were killed in a helicopter crash in Hawaii yesterday.
I'm not really sure what to say about that one.
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In other news, a mother coached her children to fake retardation for twenty years to collect social security benefits.
I mean, wow. Twenty years of pretending to be retarded. That is awesome.
I'm not really sure what to say about that one.
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In other news, a mother coached her children to fake retardation for twenty years to collect social security benefits.
I mean, wow. Twenty years of pretending to be retarded. That is awesome.
Labels: breaking news, helicopters, retardation
posted by Joe at
9:43 AM
4 Comments:
Weren't you just out there flirting with disaster up in one of them copters?
Sheeesh - talk about a close call...of sorts.
"your kids retarded, right.....?"
That last sentence made me Laugh.Out.Loud.
This reminded me of an episode of South Park when Cartman tried out for the Special Olympics so he could win all the trophies. The dialouge was something like this:
Social Worker: "Now what is your son's actual disability."
Mrs. Cartman: "Honey what is your disability?"
Cartman: "How should I know, I'm friggin' retarted."
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