Friday, April 20, 2007

It's times like these I feel so small and wild

Like the ramblin' footsteps of a wanderin' child

As a rule, I mistrust left-handed people. You should, too. They're shifty. They play guitars upside-down. Bill Clinton is left-handed. And a lawyer who lied about getting a blowjob. They have all been touched by Satan. Stay away.

Quagmire finally posted again, after a four-month hiatus, which oddly coincided with his visit to Montana. He's funny. Write more, dude, or I'll come to the Boogie-down Bronx and I'll cut you.

I can't really talk, though, since I haven't exactly been writing much of quality in the last six to nine months, for plenty of reasons. Thank Jah for pictures, though. It kind of makes it like a comic book.

Tricky is taking us out to dinner. He's a consigliere here in Bozeman. It's always good to venture out with a lawyer. Shucks, what would have happened at the Mint 200 without Raoul Duke? Fucking bats.

I am deep into 5 different books right now: one by James Hall and four by Bukowski. (Did I just throw down a colon? Yes. Yes, I did.) The thing I love about Bukowski is that you don't need a book mark. You can just pick it up and start reading from anywhere, so really the four books may as well be one. I have one in each of the three bathrooms and one by the bed.

Do you think that other countries have rampaging gunmen committing mass-murder as frequently as in the U.S.?

Somehow, I don't. But it could be like spontaneous combustion, which happens all the time and just isn't widely reported.

4 Comments:

Blogger b-lain said...

good to have you back posting dude.

makes it a whole lot easier to sit and stare at my computer.

it looks like I'm working, but I'm not.

I'd say in any given week I do about 15 minutes of REAL work....

8:47 AM  
Blogger sAssY brOwn said...

consigliere AND a colon?...you're on fire. and looking hawt in your photos.

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't trust right-handed people. George W. Bush is right handed. Much worse than lying about a blow job...

2:02 PM  
Anonymous ktop said...

i can think of a couple countries that have mass murder by rampaging lunatics on an almost daily basis...not including the middle east
dar fur
somalia
mexico city
(not a country but still...)
and if you've seen wolf creek then add
australia---cause he's still out there folks--he's still out there

9:32 PM  

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