Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Go shorty
It's your birfday

Yes, it's my birfday.

I age like a fine wine, except I get a little dumberer with each passing day.

Go ahead, sniff that bouquet.

There are some balloons over there, and Antuan gave me a call already this morning.

As per usual, it is overcast, chilly and ominous outside.

Stanette's parents arrived yesterday, and her mom did up some homemade, southern fried chicken. Wow. It was g-u-d.

On an unrelated note, I am one day older than Brett Favre. (And, in case any D-1 coaches are reading this, I have all four years of my college eligibility remaining and I am a five-tool threat. No wait, I am a five-theat tool. Or something.)

I am 364 days younger than Carp, whose birthday is tomorrow. Happy Birthday, Carp.

EJ- I haven't been taking pictures lately, but I will try to get back into it. I have been taking some videos of The Mitten- Unplugged, but by request of the band, I cannot share them with you, the unwashed masses. We feel that by making our music available for free online, it will cut into the ticket sales for all the shows we haven't booked, and that sales of the album we won't record will plummet.

We've worked out a pretty sweet version of Better Man, if I may say so, as well as a cool acoustic version of 867-5309 (Jenny).

Anyway, peace to the east. My best to the west. A shout-out to 'Sconi. Hey to all the hosers in Canada.

And my sincerest gratitude to the deep south for all the love and fried chicken you've brought into my life this last year.


Blogger P. said...

Hey Dude, happy birthday! I knew it was one of these days...was thinking the 8th, for some reason...cuz an 8 looks kinda like a 3 maybe? I'm a visual person. Anyway, quien sabe.
^This happy birthday song is for you. I am a fan of Cracker. I esp. like this refrain:

I'm feeling thankful
for the small things, today
I'm feeling thankful
for the small things, today

Like maybe Southern fried chicken? I hope she made you some corn bread or hush puppies to go with it.

Have a good one!

9:44 AM  
Blogger sAssY brOwn said...

Happy birthday eh?

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep on cruisin, cruiser.

2:44 PM  
Blogger hotlipz said...

Happy Birthday, fucker.

7:32 PM  
Blogger Quagmire said...

Joe- I miss you, like the desert misses the snow. Tell me if the cock, one year softer, did grow. Happy birthday, and don't think for one minute that I don't know where the soft cock should go.

Bad peom, but I really do miss you...and the soft cock.

10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You look pretty good for 50.

8:07 AM  
Blogger b-lain said...

old balls

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday!
You're my favorite Joe.

12:38 PM  

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