Wednesday, January 30, 2008

You're bound to lose control
When the rubber band man
Starts to jam

I had a dream last night in which I was suing a friend in small claims court for having eaten the "R," "S," and "T" in my alphebetical Pez collection.

In other news, I badly sprained my wrist snowboarding and Stanette gave me one of her Vicodin before bed.

I wonder if the two are related.

(2008 has not been kind to the left side of my body. Sprained left wrist, elbow injury which created a swollen bursa sac that I have named my "elbow tit," and a strange bruise across the left side of my body.)


Anonymous ktop said...

Sounds like you should give the left side a break.
Fall on your right side if it all possible. Ask any doctor...and you know some...they will tell you the same thing. If you didn't know them this would cost you. As I'm the one that brought this to your attention we'll call it even due to "The Amazing Lamb Loin Incident" as they are now referring to it in Argentina.
Not sure why,and I can't reveal my source...but there it is. May have somethig to do with oysters and the A.C.L.U. and thier rights but,if they wern't made for slurpin' then I don't know what was...ok...well yeah there is that...but this is a family blog so I won't go there.

2:47 PM  
Blogger P. said...

Hmm, notice that the dream about RST = WRIST. My guess is that the Vicodin tab resembled a Pez.

P's dream interpretation service is open for biz. That'll be 5 cents please.

I thought you were gonna get your elbow tit drained. Shall we invent the el-bro [bra for dudes with elbow boobs]?

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Fred Shero said...

Me papa!...papa!!(Fredo Productions)also experienced an inflammed bursa sac in his elbow.

This happened because he went 'machete' crazy once he retired in Puerto Rico.

Anything that grew on his property was in danger of his lethal slash.

Has cents broke down and purchased power tools.

5:21 PM  
Blogger Quagmire said...

I have spoken to you before about your unintentional weight loss and change in mental status. Now you report easy bruisability. Dude, we need to talk.

5:53 PM  

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