Sunday, February 03, 2008

And if you leave me
I won't be late again, oh no

By popular request, this was my response to one of those chain mails that I habitually ignore:

1. What is your occupation?

Professional Killer

2. What color are your socks right now?

Purple.

3. What are you listening to right now?

Rebel Rebel by Rickie Lee Jones (cover of Bowie)

4. What was the last thing that you ate?

Lemon wedge.

5. Can you drive a stick shift?

Hell yes.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

I would be the sharpener.

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?

Dan Ryan

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?

No, I have always hated Molly. Bitch.

9. How old are you today?

56

10. Favorite drink?

The Goose.

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?

Luge.

12. Have you ever dyed your hair?

yes, blond. in 8th grade. Another time silver, but temporary. Please don't tell anyone.

13. Pets?

Yes. Doodlebug

15. Last movie you watched?

planet earth

16. Favorite Day of the year?

TODAY

17. What do you do to vent anger?

DWARF TOSSING

18. What was your favorite toy as a child?

the millenium falcon

19. What is your favorite, fall or spring?

winter

20. Hugs or kisses?

blowjobs

21. Cherry or Blueberry?

I'm your huckleberry

22. Do you want your friends to email you back?

No. Fuck 'em. I give and give and give, and what do they do?

Nothing.

Not a god damn thing.


23. Who is most likely to respond?

Really, fuck off.

24. Who is least likely to respond?

Jesus Christ

26. When was the last time you cried?

When Puck died.

27. What is on the floor of your closet?

gold bullion and the sweet smell of success.

28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?

Chris Bellcock

29. Favorite smells?

ASS

30. Who inspires you?

AGAIN, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH JESUS CHRIST

31. What are you afraid of?

tOm crUise

32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?

Will this ever end?

33. Favorite car/truck?

The General Lee

34. Favorite cat breed?


really. fuck off.


35. Number of keys on your key ring?

favorite cat breed?!


36. How many years at your current job?

May you spend eternity coaching retards synchronized swimming.

37. Favorite day of the week?

tuesday


38. How many states have you lived in?

4- Wisconsin, Massachusetts, California, Montana

Thst was grueling

5 Comments:

Anonymous k-top said...

Got to give it to ya Duder..ya even got one in before kick-off.

Thought Petty was pretty good too.

Hey,
what the hell...go Giants.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Eve Grey said...

Purple socks rock.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous aerotica said...

Famous Person You Most Look Like?

sorry, Dude, it's no longer Matthew Perry. Look up Gareth David-Lloyd.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous intheknow said...

^^^^^^^^Looks just like David Crosby!!!!

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

38. How many states have you lived in?

4- Wisconsin, Massachusetts, California, Montana
The fact that I knew that answer meanS I am long do for a break from the internet.
JT

7:17 PM  

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