Saturday, May 31, 2008

This old world keeps spinning round
It's a wonder tall trees ain't laying down
There comes a time

What the fuck is going on in Japan?

JAPANESE WOMAN CAUGHT LIVING IN MAN'S CLOSET

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

"We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."

The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.

She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."


What.

The.

Fuck?

That was on Yahoo news. I swear I did not make it up.

How?

What?

Of course she was 'neat and clean.'

A YEAR!!!

A FUCKING YEAR!!

Somebody living in your house, tucked up on a top closet shelf like a ninja. For a year.

Do you have anyplace in your house that you haven't looked at for a year?

Well, you better check.

4 Comments:

Blogger Eve Grey said...

Ha, that's funny. I read that yesterday & was going to post it but i'm too lazy. I also had to check all my closets.

5:45 PM  
Anonymous brokejaw said...

BUZZ just found his missing blog in his closet! oh wait... never mind....

9:08 AM  
Blogger k-top said...

I always check there. Ever since my older brother hid Holly Gunderson in his closet under a blanket feeding her sandwiches while she practicaly melted.

Seriously though...it happens more and more often now that the census bereau has taken to bait and switch tactics after "Silence of the Lambs" came out.
Realy though,what choice id they have ?

6:08 AM  
Blogger Eve Grey said...

I just read this story to my husband & sister with your comments & you got big laughs.

7:05 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home