Aqua sea foam shave

Today, a grown man held my testicles in his hand. He felt my taint as I coughed.

I am really glad I have an umbilical hernia, and not the kind that happens down there.

Other than that, I learned the Cake version of "I Will Survive."

It's good. Actually, screw modesty. It's fucking awesome.

Tomorrow, we get to hang with the red headed stranger.