Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet

Yesterday, I checked into a motel room and said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

good one! on the less funny side, are you trying to get yourself out of writing a REAL blog post? do your balls hurt too bad to sit longer?

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Presuming of course there are balls there. Eck

2:44 PM  
Blogger Mike Angie Patrick Aaron said...

Disabled Porn: "My name is Jimmy. My name is Jimmy. My name is Jimmy. My name is Jimmy. . . AAAAAAHHHHHHHH. ... I like tater tots!" (I'm going straight to hell)

8:11 PM  

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