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The State Of The Dude Address

Thank you, thank you.

The Dude is, well, the Dude is good.

Duder's bankbook got a little dinged up. Lost his Creedence tapes and his briefcase, but he's good.

The Dude is on pace to not only meet, but EXCEED his goals.

Thank you, thank you. Sit down, Pelosi.... you're gonna cramp up.

The Dude's goals were to get in 30 days snowboarding this season, and to, um, there was something else, too, but I can't remember.

The Dude read The Watchmen, and saw The Watchmen. It wasn't exactly a goal, but it happened.

Dude has been going to the gym a bunch and is in pretty good shape. Again, this wasn't, y'know, planned, but, ahhh, it's not exactly bad.

Let's see, umm, what else?

Duder got his taxes together and gave them to somebody to do.

Isn't that something?

I know it's already the 12th, but Dude picked up his March wines of the month today!

Dude also watched half of Pineapple Express, and seriously intends to watch the rest of it.

Ummm. There's more.

Uh. Yeah. Ahhh.

Oh yeah!

Dude remembered it was garbage day today and put the garbage on the curb!

Thank you, thank you.

And, good night.