Hey Ladies!

My sister, Molly, called me.

She said, "Something just happened and I thought you would find it funny.

The kids were playing in the yard.

I was in the basement and I heard, 'MOM, MOM!!! WIPE ME! WIPE ME!'

Joey came screaming and waddling in with his pants and undewrwear around his ankles.



Poop was smeared on his legs and shorts, but clearly the payload had been delivered elsewhere.

I asked, "JOEY, WHERE IS THE POOP?!"

He said, "Outside."

"Joey, you don't poop outside!!"

"But the girls do."

"LUCY, KATIE!!! GIRLS!! GIRLS!!"

They ran up and stood at attention.



"Who pooped in the yard and where?"

They stood there and looked at me.

Katie said, "Don't worry mom, we took care of it. We wrapped it up in a leaf and threw it in the bush."



And I said, "That's exactly what I would have done. Don't hate."