Friday, June 09, 2006

Keep on trippin anywayyyyy

Hit the lottery.

What would you do?

That's half the fun of playing the lottery, isn't it?

By the way, today I heard from Husker, a recurring character at The Dude Abides.

He will be rolling through town next Thursday.

I absolutely love Husker and his family.

If you won the lottery and decided to go buy yourself a family, you'd point to Husker's family and say, "I'll take it."

Because I am pretty damn sure they are for sale.

I mean, I didn't ask or anything, but, shit, everybody is for sale, right?

I know I am.

You can purchase my ass for $ 675,000.

Cash money.

My ass is yours.



$ 675,000.

Think about it, ladies.

And well-groomed boys.

So... you're tellin' me there's a chance.



What?!



Three days.

I give you three days.

Then I will just put it on E-Bay.

8 Comments:

Anonymous SR..yada...yada...yada said...

!!??

SR, Pres. AKFC for boys who are mesmerized by kaleidescopes and lava lamps but wouldn't purchase one.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bid three bags of microwave popcorn, a bag of marshmallows, a 1/2 eaten jar of peanut butter and a 100.00 bottle of scotch.

a drunken LW bidding in Aerotica's absence hiccup!

4:16 PM  
Anonymous aerotica said...

I'll double LW's bid and throw in a 4-year-old Hyundai. Once I've extracted your wallet from the pocket, I'll probably donate the ass itself to LW.

8:18 PM  
Blogger hot lips said...

I don't think I can come close to the previous two bids, but I've got a pool. I'll let you swim in it whenever I let you out of the dungeon.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe is good looking enough but I don't want his ass without the wallet (he probably doesn't keep it in that pocket anyway) and I was bidding on your behalf! You just mucked mucked up the bid! OK, here's the deal. I'll take Joe off your hands but Bels comes along AND I get the Hyundai plus 1/3 of each of their wallets to cover the damages their havoc will cause.

3:33 PM  
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3:44 PM  
Anonymous Husker said...

We might be for sale, just wiating for a good lawyer to represent us. By the looks of the bidding for you Dude you may need and agent too. See ya soon - let the raod trip begin. t minus 32 hours.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Jimmy D said...

How much for the little girl? The women? How much for the women?

What?

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children!

5:41 PM  

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