Keep on trippin anywayyyyy
Hit the lottery.
What would you do?
That's half the fun of playing the lottery, isn't it?
By the way, today I heard from Husker, a recurring character at The Dude Abides.
He will be rolling through town next Thursday.
I absolutely love Husker and his family.
If you won the lottery and decided to go buy yourself a family, you'd point to Husker's family and say, "I'll take it."
Because I am pretty damn sure they are for sale.
I mean, I didn't ask or anything, but, shit, everybody is for sale, right?
I know I am.
You can purchase my ass for $ 675,000.
Cash money.
My ass is yours.
$ 675,000.
Think about it, ladies.
And well-groomed boys.
So... you're tellin' me there's a chance.
What?!
Three days.
I give you three days.
Then I will just put it on E-Bay.
What would you do?
That's half the fun of playing the lottery, isn't it?
By the way, today I heard from Husker, a recurring character at The Dude Abides.
He will be rolling through town next Thursday.
I absolutely love Husker and his family.
If you won the lottery and decided to go buy yourself a family, you'd point to Husker's family and say, "I'll take it."
Because I am pretty damn sure they are for sale.
I mean, I didn't ask or anything, but, shit, everybody is for sale, right?
I know I am.
You can purchase my ass for $ 675,000.
Cash money.
My ass is yours.
$ 675,000.
Think about it, ladies.
And well-groomed boys.
So... you're tellin' me there's a chance.
What?!
Three days.
I give you three days.
Then I will just put it on E-Bay.
posted by Joe at
11:04 PM
6 Comments:
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SR, Pres. AKFC for boys who are mesmerized by kaleidescopes and lava lamps but wouldn't purchase one.
I'll bid three bags of microwave popcorn, a bag of marshmallows, a 1/2 eaten jar of peanut butter and a 100.00 bottle of scotch.
a drunken LW bidding in Aerotica's absence hiccup!
I'll double LW's bid and throw in a 4-year-old Hyundai. Once I've extracted your wallet from the pocket, I'll probably donate the ass itself to LW.
I don't think I can come close to the previous two bids, but I've got a pool. I'll let you swim in it whenever I let you out of the dungeon.
Joe is good looking enough but I don't want his ass without the wallet (he probably doesn't keep it in that pocket anyway) and I was bidding on your behalf! You just mucked mucked up the bid! OK, here's the deal. I'll take Joe off your hands but Bels comes along AND I get the Hyundai plus 1/3 of each of their wallets to cover the damages their havoc will cause.
We might be for sale, just wiating for a good lawyer to represent us. By the looks of the bidding for you Dude you may need and agent too. See ya soon - let the raod trip begin. t minus 32 hours.
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