When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
Quagmire hasn't updated his blog since January, and I know we all miss his unique perspectives on being a a 38 year old gentile cynic attending an all-Jewish medical school in the Boogie Down Bronx.
I recieved this simply delightful email from him last night. Here it is, in it's entriety:
Not 2 hours ago, I was practically wrist-deep in a man's rectum.
Just thought you should know.
My favorite quote of the lesson: "Wow! Good Job! You got your finger directly on my prostate!"
I swear, the guy was acting like I had just won a carnival game.
Hope you had an equally...enlightening day.
I recieved this simply delightful email from him last night. Here it is, in it's entriety:
Not 2 hours ago, I was practically wrist-deep in a man's rectum.
Just thought you should know.
My favorite quote of the lesson: "Wow! Good Job! You got your finger directly on my prostate!"
I swear, the guy was acting like I had just won a carnival game.
Hope you had an equally...enlightening day.
posted by Joe at
7:05 AM
5 Comments:
I don't care who you are.
That there's funny.
I don't care who you are.
That there's funny.
Hysterical! Quagmire never disappoints.
Starving students routinely volunteer their bodies to serve as models for medical students.
Still to have me sphincter taxed to the max for a mere stipend is a tad much to ask.
It seems poetic license was procured as the gland in question can be palpated via digital insertion.
It was probably the same guy who was on Stern not too long ago. He did/does it professionaly. He mostly gives referrals and takes a cut now of the profits.
That's what he said anyway.
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