Sunday, December 16, 2007

When she comes to greet me
She is mercy at my feet

My girlfriend just told me that I smell like ham.

That's right.

I smell like ham.


I am two steps away from a department store santa, hung over and belching into his beard.

I bet he smells like ham, too.

Maybe I am ahead of my time. Ahead of the curve with the whole smelling like ham thing. Smelling like ham is the new black.


Blogger P. said...

Hopefully, she smells like pineapple. That's a tasty combination.

8:51 PM  
Blogger b-lain said...


You are so Billy Bob like Badder Santa.

All you need is a little black midget and a fat neighbor kid to take under your wing.

Look into it.

You have so much to give, and it's always better to give than recieve...

9:42 PM  
Blogger Army Wife said...

Hoping she is not Jewish

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Vess said...

Joe, I have no musical talent, but your blog makes me want to rock out...I baught Guitar Hero, Rockin the 80's...I now too rock out!

6:50 PM  
Anonymous Fred Shero said...

Used to have a high school physics partner whose breath smelt like doo-doo.

He was an albino and the quick witted guys in the class paired off with the speed of 8th Man.

9:57 PM  
Anonymous ktop said...

Remember Charity K. who lived next door to a piano studio in the Dam and we went to school with...?
Broccoli...duder..she smelled like broccoli
She claimed it was because of a circulatory condition that is very rare.
Whatever the case I never once thought I have to eat this or i won't get any dessert.
Jane..she didn't smell like broccoli at it must not have run in the family.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous ej said...

I have forever held the secrest that my girlfriend of the past 8 years thinks I smell like salami. I guess maybe it could be considered a good thing because she is 100% NJ Italian but WTF.....sure its better than smelling like dog poop but I find myself smelling salami anytime I have it on a sandwich. Its kind of warped me............Can you imagine telling your better half that she smells like sausage?

4:35 PM  
Blogger b-lain said...


check this out

10:33 PM  

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