Sunday, December 16, 2007

When she comes to greet me
She is mercy at my feet

My girlfriend just told me that I smell like ham.

That's right.

I smell like ham.

Ham.

I am two steps away from a department store santa, hung over and belching into his beard.

I bet he smells like ham, too.

Maybe I am ahead of my time. Ahead of the curve with the whole smelling like ham thing. Smelling like ham is the new black.

8 Comments:

Blogger P. said...

Hopefully, she smells like pineapple. That's a tasty combination.

8:51 PM  
Blogger b-lain said...

Dude,

You are so Billy Bob like Badder Santa.

All you need is a little black midget and a fat neighbor kid to take under your wing.

Look into it.

You have so much to give, and it's always better to give than recieve...

9:42 PM  
Blogger Army Wife said...

Hoping she is not Jewish

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Vess said...

Joe, I have no musical talent, but your blog makes me want to rock out...I baught Guitar Hero, Rockin the 80's...I now too rock out!

6:50 PM  
Anonymous Fred Shero said...

Used to have a high school physics partner whose breath smelt like doo-doo.

He was an albino and the quick witted guys in the class paired off with the speed of 8th Man.

9:57 PM  
Anonymous ktop said...

Remember Charity K. who lived next door to a piano studio in the Dam and we went to school with...?
Broccoli...duder..she smelled like broccoli
She claimed it was because of a circulatory condition that is very rare.
Whatever the case I never once thought I have to eat this or i won't get any dessert.
Jane..she didn't smell like broccoli at all...so it must not have run in the family.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous ej said...

I have forever held the secrest that my girlfriend of the past 8 years thinks I smell like salami. I guess maybe it could be considered a good thing because she is 100% NJ Italian but WTF.....sure its better than smelling like dog poop but I find myself smelling salami anytime I have it on a sandwich. Its kind of warped me............Can you imagine telling your better half that she smells like sausage?

4:35 PM  
Blogger b-lain said...

dude,

check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmw5g_WQpM

10:33 PM  

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