When she comes to greet me
She is mercy at my feet
My girlfriend just told me that I smell like ham.
That's right.
I smell like ham.
Ham.
I am two steps away from a department store santa, hung over and belching into his beard.
I bet he smells like ham, too.
Maybe I am ahead of my time. Ahead of the curve with the whole smelling like ham thing. Smelling like ham is the new black.
That's right.
I smell like ham.
Ham.
I am two steps away from a department store santa, hung over and belching into his beard.
I bet he smells like ham, too.
Maybe I am ahead of my time. Ahead of the curve with the whole smelling like ham thing. Smelling like ham is the new black.
posted by Joe at
8:22 PM
7 Comments:
Hopefully, she smells like pineapple. That's a tasty combination.
Hoping she is not Jewish
Joe, I have no musical talent, but your blog makes me want to rock out...I baught Guitar Hero, Rockin the 80's...I now too rock out!
Used to have a high school physics partner whose breath smelt like doo-doo.
He was an albino and the quick witted guys in the class paired off with the speed of 8th Man.
Remember Charity K. who lived next door to a piano studio in the Dam and we went to school with...?
Broccoli...duder..she smelled like broccoli
She claimed it was because of a circulatory condition that is very rare.
Whatever the case I never once thought I have to eat this or i won't get any dessert.
Jane..she didn't smell like broccoli at all...so it must not have run in the family.
I have forever held the secrest that my girlfriend of the past 8 years thinks I smell like salami. I guess maybe it could be considered a good thing because she is 100% NJ Italian but WTF.....sure its better than smelling like dog poop but I find myself smelling salami anytime I have it on a sandwich. Its kind of warped me............Can you imagine telling your better half that she smells like sausage?
dude,
check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmw5g_WQpM
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