Friday, May 23, 2008

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro


This is the 2008 Camaro.

Nicely done.

Today was ridiculous.

We picked out cabinets, bamboo floor, a granite slab for the counters, a killer gas range, a frig, a dishwasher, a hood (at that point, I was like, "I need a hood? O.K. Whatever you say. Here's my credit card. Get me the fuck out of here.), re-designed the kitchen...

My friend Ross is doing the remodel. He is so goddamned smooth and good. His people are going to be in the house ten minutes after we close, tearing shit out. He lined up the whole project today and it was impressive to watch.

In a weird way, it reminded me of the day, a few years ago, when I went to LA and watched my sister Liz do her job for a couple hours. I came away so impressed withe her because she had this skill set that I had never seen. (She works for movie studios, and is a "media buyer," which means she handles the advertising budget for each movie. i.e. Julia Roberts = Oprah and Bruce Willis = Sportcenter.) Her phone rang 100 times in two hours. She was schmoozing one guy, putting him on hold and being a powerbitch to the next guy, wielding millions of dollars.

It was impressive, and so was Ross.

My new house is going to be suh-weet.

The word I have been using most is "tits."

It's totally gonna be tits, dudes.

Maybe I'll park a bitchin' Camaro in front of my totally tits house.


Blogger Gretchen said...

Of course you need a hood.

Sounds like a fantastic project!

New kitchen is on my list. It will most likely be there for awhile.

7:37 PM  
Blogger Eve Grey said...

In addition to boobies, tits also means drugs in my neck of the world. Come to think of it, I have heard it as a sub-in for bad-ass too.

8:37 AM  
Blogger hotlipz said...

You know I am jealous.

I know bamboo floors is the green thing to do, but I've heard that they are the pussiest of floors. Really soft wood, gets dinged up, scratched, etc very easily.

And that's all I'm going to say about that.

9:20 AM  
Anonymous ej said...

Congrats Dude and I'm really happy for you but go Nicaraguan mahogony, white oak or black walnut but bamboo is for fags. The last guy I did a bamboo floor for in NJ had a Japanese Hentai comic book colection, you don't want to go there. I've never heard anything about it being "green" but its going to go apeshit in the drastic temp ranges up there. Go mexican tile with the dog paw and chicken talon prints w/ heating elements underneath if you want to keep it real.

2:24 AM  
Blogger Cappy said...

That is cool. Seems to attract the babes, too.

5:41 PM  
Blogger b-lain said...

dude, seriously....

it's time we as readers need to have an intervention with the laziest man in Gallitan County.

are you fucking kidding me?


don't be that guy.

hotlipz and ej are right.

we're your friends, that is fucking gay, and it won't last worth a shit in MT.

who are you kidding?

you're not going to clean or maintain that shit.

and it's like Smokey man. that shit is fragile...

11:15 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

Fuck all y'all. It's gonna be sweet.

I'm going with the bamboo. No more dog (r.i.p.), and I will keep the chcikens in the front yard.

I'll just have to make all my 400 pound friends take off their stiletto heels.

And Blain... you're goddamned right I am not going to clean or maintain that shit.

You kidding?


Cleaning floors?


8:19 AM  

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