Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
Dudes...
This is the 2008 Camaro.
Nicely done.
Today was ridiculous.
We picked out cabinets, bamboo floor, a granite slab for the counters, a killer gas range, a frig, a dishwasher, a hood (at that point, I was like, "I need a hood? O.K. Whatever you say. Here's my credit card. Get me the fuck out of here.), re-designed the kitchen...
My friend Ross is doing the remodel. He is so goddamned smooth and good. His people are going to be in the house ten minutes after we close, tearing shit out. He lined up the whole project today and it was impressive to watch.
In a weird way, it reminded me of the day, a few years ago, when I went to LA and watched my sister Liz do her job for a couple hours. I came away so impressed withe her because she had this skill set that I had never seen. (She works for movie studios, and is a "media buyer," which means she handles the advertising budget for each movie. i.e. Julia Roberts = Oprah and Bruce Willis = Sportcenter.) Her phone rang 100 times in two hours. She was schmoozing one guy, putting him on hold and being a powerbitch to the next guy, wielding millions of dollars.
It was impressive, and so was Ross.
My new house is going to be suh-weet.
The word I have been using most is "tits."
It's totally gonna be tits, dudes.
Maybe I'll park a bitchin' Camaro in front of my totally tits house.
This is the 2008 Camaro.
Nicely done.
Today was ridiculous.
We picked out cabinets, bamboo floor, a granite slab for the counters, a killer gas range, a frig, a dishwasher, a hood (at that point, I was like, "I need a hood? O.K. Whatever you say. Here's my credit card. Get me the fuck out of here.), re-designed the kitchen...
My friend Ross is doing the remodel. He is so goddamned smooth and good. His people are going to be in the house ten minutes after we close, tearing shit out. He lined up the whole project today and it was impressive to watch.
In a weird way, it reminded me of the day, a few years ago, when I went to LA and watched my sister Liz do her job for a couple hours. I came away so impressed withe her because she had this skill set that I had never seen. (She works for movie studios, and is a "media buyer," which means she handles the advertising budget for each movie. i.e. Julia Roberts = Oprah and Bruce Willis = Sportcenter.) Her phone rang 100 times in two hours. She was schmoozing one guy, putting him on hold and being a powerbitch to the next guy, wielding millions of dollars.
It was impressive, and so was Ross.
My new house is going to be suh-weet.
The word I have been using most is "tits."
It's totally gonna be tits, dudes.
Maybe I'll park a bitchin' Camaro in front of my totally tits house.
posted by Joe at
7:19 PM
4 Comments:
Of course you need a hood.
Sounds like a fantastic project!
New kitchen is on my list. It will most likely be there for awhile.
In addition to boobies, tits also means drugs in my neck of the world. Come to think of it, I have heard it as a sub-in for bad-ass too.
You know I am jealous.
I know bamboo floors is the green thing to do, but I've heard that they are the pussiest of floors. Really soft wood, gets dinged up, scratched, etc very easily.
And that's all I'm going to say about that.
That is cool. Seems to attract the babes, too.
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