Sunday, May 04, 2008

Look at them
Look right through them

Today, I told somebody that my ass smells like pumpkin pie.

She (who shall remain nameless) told me that her daughter told her that her vagina smells like corn.

I am just going to let that one sink in for a minute.

Like I said, we loved Miami.

South Beach was phenomenal.

We sat down for lunch on Ocean in South Beach. A canary yellow Ferrari and a canary yellow Lamborghini drove past within a couple minutes.

What are the odds?

A quarter million dollars worth of fine, yellow Italian automobiles, just rumbling through.

They weren't in a hurry, either.

After we ate, we went to a store.

Stannette and Liz picked out a couple shirts and a hat for me.

Recently, I have taken to saying the word "ballsack" habitually, like some people use the word, "dude."

It is a versatile word. Punctuation, exclamation, adjective... whatever. Ballsack.

It helps if you pronounce it ballsick, and really speed up the second syllable... BALLsck!


Blogger Joe said...


10:01 PM  
Blogger k-top said...

" You want me to drag my ballsack accross your chin?"- Quagmire attempting to console Peter after Peter had found Lois in bed with Bill Clinton.
Clearly a word that is underused.

Is ballsack the new "douchebag" ?

Time will tell.....time will tell

9:38 AM  
Blogger k-top said... far as vaginas go. And you don't want to smell that more than once. Quagmire may be able to back this up with the science but I beleive it's due to a yeast infection.
I'm not obsessing on Quagmire...I just hadn't seen anyone post anything recently and was a little distracted by it.
Please keep us informed of your latest.
As Marco Polo said on his death bed..."I have not told half of what I saw." -
Marco Polo, Venetian traveller and writer.
You're like Venetian and stuff ...right Duder ?


6:59 AM  

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