Look at them
Look right through them
Today, I told somebody that my ass smells like pumpkin pie.
She (who shall remain nameless) told me that her daughter told her that her vagina smells like corn.
I am just going to let that one sink in for a minute.
Like I said, we loved Miami.
South Beach was phenomenal.
We sat down for lunch on Ocean in South Beach. A canary yellow Ferrari and a canary yellow Lamborghini drove past within a couple minutes.
What are the odds?
A quarter million dollars worth of fine, yellow Italian automobiles, just rumbling through.
They weren't in a hurry, either.
After we ate, we went to a store.
Stannette and Liz picked out a couple shirts and a hat for me.
Recently, I have taken to saying the word "ballsack" habitually, like some people use the word, "dude."
It is a versatile word. Punctuation, exclamation, adjective... whatever. Ballsack.
It helps if you pronounce it ballsick, and really speed up the second syllable... BALLsck!
She (who shall remain nameless) told me that her daughter told her that her vagina smells like corn.
I am just going to let that one sink in for a minute.
Like I said, we loved Miami.
South Beach was phenomenal.
We sat down for lunch on Ocean in South Beach. A canary yellow Ferrari and a canary yellow Lamborghini drove past within a couple minutes.
What are the odds?
A quarter million dollars worth of fine, yellow Italian automobiles, just rumbling through.
They weren't in a hurry, either.
After we ate, we went to a store.
Stannette and Liz picked out a couple shirts and a hat for me.
Recently, I have taken to saying the word "ballsack" habitually, like some people use the word, "dude."
It is a versatile word. Punctuation, exclamation, adjective... whatever. Ballsack.
It helps if you pronounce it ballsick, and really speed up the second syllable... BALLsck!
posted by Joe at
9:24 PM
3 Comments:
BALLsck!
" You want me to drag my ballsack accross your chin?"- Quagmire attempting to console Peter after Peter had found Lois in bed with Bill Clinton.
Clearly a word that is underused.
Is ballsack the new "douchebag" ?
Time will tell.....time will tell
Pineapple...as far as vaginas go. And you don't want to smell that more than once. Quagmire may be able to back this up with the science but I beleive it's due to a yeast infection.
I'm not obsessing on Quagmire...I just hadn't seen anyone post anything recently and was a little distracted by it.
Please keep us informed of your latest.
As Marco Polo said on his death bed..."I have not told half of what I saw." -
Marco Polo, Venetian traveller and writer.
You're like Venetian and stuff ...right Duder ?
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