I fought the law and the law won
I haven't done this for a while, but today's Bozeman Police reports were too good to pass up.
These are direct excerpts from the Bozeman Daily Chronicle:
€ A man passed out in front of a bar on West Babcock Street. He was given a ride to a friend's house.
€ Officers Tased a man who refused to listen to orders during an arrest.
€ A man was "hog tied" outside a home on Rose Street after he started fighting with people. When officers arrived, the man was tied up on the sidewalk. An officer gave him a ride home.
€ A child on South Church Avenue called 911 because he was mad at his mom.
€ A woman on South 14th Avenue told police that someone put dog poop on her friend's vehicle.
€ Teenagers were in the lobby of the Law and Justice Center. They wanted to photograph an officer for a scavenger hunt.
€ Four men in a vehicle on West Madison Avenue flashed passersby with a nude picture of a woman.
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My favorite is the one with the kid calling the cops.
These are direct excerpts from the Bozeman Daily Chronicle:
€ A man passed out in front of a bar on West Babcock Street. He was given a ride to a friend's house.
€ Officers Tased a man who refused to listen to orders during an arrest.
€ A man was "hog tied" outside a home on Rose Street after he started fighting with people. When officers arrived, the man was tied up on the sidewalk. An officer gave him a ride home.
€ A child on South Church Avenue called 911 because he was mad at his mom.
€ A woman on South 14th Avenue told police that someone put dog poop on her friend's vehicle.
€ Teenagers were in the lobby of the Law and Justice Center. They wanted to photograph an officer for a scavenger hunt.
€ Four men in a vehicle on West Madison Avenue flashed passersby with a nude picture of a woman.
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My favorite is the one with the kid calling the cops.
Labels: crime
posted by Joe at
6:00 AM
4 Comments:
My favorite is the hog-tied man. Makes you wonder if the cops showed up and just shrugged and said, "Well, our job is done. C'mon, buddy. Let's get you home."
remind me to get you a copy of the Wolf Point Herald next time I go home.
My little boys did that when they were toddlers...on Thanksgiving DAy! Just for the hell of it...
Argh.
Nice blog, Joe.
I was the original police blotter poet for the Chron 12 years ago. I keep this one taped to the wall at the metro daily where I now work.
"Shoppers at Albertson's reported a man inside a parked car holding a knife to a woman's face. Officers determined the woman was using the man's knife to clean her teeth."
Be well
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