You find a job and you settle down

The Bozeman Police Reports have been absolutely on fire lately. Again, this is lifted directly from The Bozeman Daily Chronicle. Click this if you don't believe me.

- A 3-pound Yorkshire terrier was on a rampage along Durston Road. The nefarious dog was contained in its owner's home.

- A woman showed up drunk to a DUI victim impact meeting being held on West Main Street. She was given a ride home.

- A woman on Gawain Way told deputies a person stole her pain medication and replaced it with calcium pills.

- A child in Big Sky had a piece of meat stuck in his throat. The Big Sky Fire Department took the child to Bozeman Deaconess Hospital.

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It is too bad that Kurt Vonnegut's passing was overshadowed by Don Imus and Al Sharpton. In fact, I should be pistol-whipped for putting those names in the same sentence as Vonnegut.

I have read at least a dozen of his books. He made me laugh, out loud. He made me think, a lot.

He had a wonderful mind. What a loss.

I fought the law and the law won

I haven't done this for a while, but today's Bozeman Police reports were too good to pass up.

These are direct excerpts from the Bozeman Daily Chronicle:

€ A man passed out in front of a bar on West Babcock Street. He was given a ride to a friend's house.

€ Officers Tased a man who refused to listen to orders during an arrest.

€ A man was "hog tied" outside a home on Rose Street after he started fighting with people. When officers arrived, the man was tied up on the sidewalk. An officer gave him a ride home.

€ A child on South Church Avenue called 911 because he was mad at his mom.

€ A woman on South 14th Avenue told police that someone put dog poop on her friend's vehicle.

€ Teenagers were in the lobby of the Law and Justice Center. They wanted to photograph an officer for a scavenger hunt.

€ Four men in a vehicle on West Madison Avenue flashed passersby with a nude picture of a woman.

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My favorite is the one with the kid calling the cops.