Johnny wants a brain. Johnny wants to suck on a coke. Johnny wants a woman. Johnny wants to think of a joke. Johnny's an American.

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Johnny's in America. Johnny looks up at the stars.

Johnny combs his hair. Johnny wants pussy and cars.

I'm afraid of Americans.

I'm afraid of the world.

I'm afraid I can't help it.