made up my mind, gonna make a new startgoin' to california with anachin'in my heart

I'm sick of yakkin' on this here website, so let's just stroll through some photos.

I am Jack's medulla oblongata.



And I'm talkin' about the Dude here-- sometimes there's a man who, well, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's the Dude, in Los Angeles

...and even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was certainly that--quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County. ...which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man... sometimes there's a man.



My child bride. The love of my life.


Birdy, begat of T-Rex and Alison. (Another one is on the way!)


My niece, Lucy, with my nephew, Joey.


The Tetons, July '05.


My old buddy from college, straight from The Guyland, The Wave. Perhaps the funniest man alive.


"If my answers frighten you... then you should cease asking scary questions."


fell into
a sea of grass
and disappeared among
the shady blades...

i cut me a piece
with some fine wine
it brought peace to my mind
in the summertime...
and it rolled
summer....
oh...
oh.... the summertime rolls

(Jane's Addiction, if you were wondering)




I knew it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.





I think we all do, really.

And if you don't, just navigate up to that little red "x" in the upper right hand corner and just click, click, click.

Get out of here.

I don't want you reading this.

I write ONLY for people who love ass.

Go on.

Get.

Been in contact with some old friends recently- Doug, Christine, Chuck, Romano. Each one brought me some smiles. Thanks, dudes and dudette. I hope to see you all soon in Sunny Southern California. (And Doug in the Pine Barrens.)



I was cruising down a trail in the Tetons, and I came to a switchback. I had my i-Pod on and was grooving.

I looked up and saw this guy...



Careful, man. There's a beverage here.


I was about 25 yards from this guy (and his buddy behind him).

Maybe not the smartest thing, but I am nothing if not...
um... not the smartest thing.


Pretty please. With sugar on top.

Clean the fuckin' car.



A moose in the Tetons. Maybe my favorite picture.



Will told me about living in Anchorage and having to shovel up huge piles of mooseshit from his yard.

They are quite prolific poopers.

Dan-O, Will, and me in Vail. Many moons ago.


Tearin' it up.


Thanks to those of you who have written and told me you enjoy coming here.

Thanks for coming by to check it out.

Going boarding this weekend.

Maybe tomorrow.

Maybe Sunday.

I'll have some cheese for you.




Bye.

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

Lazy Sunday

Lazy Sunday,
Wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'
Hello?
What up, Parn!
Yo Samberg, what's crackin'?
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Narnia!
Man it's happ'nin'!
But first, my hunger pangs are stickin' like duct tape.
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt, that bakery's got all the bomb frosting.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Two! No, Six! No, Twelve! Baker's Dozen!
I told'ja that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
Yo, where's the movie playin'?
Upper West Side, dude!
Let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest!
That's a good one too.
Google Maps is the best!
True that! Double true!
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka!
What you wanna do Chris?
snack attack, mutha----!

The Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater is overpriced!
You got that backpack
I'm going to pack it up nice.
We don't want security to get suspicious!
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious.
Reach in my pocket and pull out some dough,
Girl acted like she never seen a $10 before!
It's all about the Hamiltons baby
Throw the snacks in a bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.

Roll up to the theater
Ticket buying what we're handling,
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest!
"What 'Friends' alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?"
We had the dope facts, it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed "Matthew Perry!"
Then quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic
We're about to be taken to a dream world of magic

In the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Clickity clack.

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Also, check this. Mark, the pro patroller, answered my question about avalanche control and "blowin' shit up" on the mountain.

Howitzers.

Dynamite.

Awesome.

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I cannot stop saying, "Mr. Pibb and Red Vines.... Crazy Delicious!"