Look at them
Look right through them
Today, I told somebody that my ass smells like pumpkin pie.
She (who shall remain nameless) told me that her daughter told her that her vagina smells like corn.
I am just going to let that one sink in for a minute.
Like I said, we loved Miami.
South Beach was phenomenal.
We sat down for lunch on Ocean in South Beach. A canary yellow Ferrari and a canary yellow Lamborghini drove past within a couple minutes.
What are the odds?
A quarter million dollars worth of fine, yellow Italian automobiles, just rumbling through.
They weren't in a hurry, either.
After we ate, we went to a store.
Stannette and Liz picked out a couple shirts and a hat for me.
Recently, I have taken to saying the word "ballsack" habitually, like some people use the word, "dude."
It is a versatile word. Punctuation, exclamation, adjective... whatever. Ballsack.
It helps if you pronounce it ballsick, and really speed up the second syllable... BALLsck!
She (who shall remain nameless) told me that her daughter told her that her vagina smells like corn.
I am just going to let that one sink in for a minute.
Like I said, we loved Miami.
South Beach was phenomenal.
We sat down for lunch on Ocean in South Beach. A canary yellow Ferrari and a canary yellow Lamborghini drove past within a couple minutes.
What are the odds?
A quarter million dollars worth of fine, yellow Italian automobiles, just rumbling through.
They weren't in a hurry, either.
After we ate, we went to a store.
Stannette and Liz picked out a couple shirts and a hat for me.
Recently, I have taken to saying the word "ballsack" habitually, like some people use the word, "dude."
It is a versatile word. Punctuation, exclamation, adjective... whatever. Ballsack.
It helps if you pronounce it ballsick, and really speed up the second syllable... BALLsck!
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