Is it any wonder I've got too much(CLAP CLAP)Time on my hands

I like it when my friends' kids call me Mr. Joe.

Will does it. Dan does it.

A bunch of people do. Their children call me Mr. Joe.

And, let's be honest... I think I have earned it.

I have a history degree, magna cum laude.

I am even a doctor, of sorts. A juris doctor, but who is quibbling?

Call me Mr. Joe.

I've earned it.