Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The dream police, they live inside of my head

From today's Bozeman Daily Chronicle Police Reports:

* A 20-year-old Bozeman man was arrested for assault. He was told not to eat on a bus on West Main Street. He threw a pita at someone and bit him during a scuffle. He was held on $1,665 bond.

* A man wearing no clothes in the lobby of a hotel on West Main Street was gone when police arrived.

Perhaps he headed to church.

* Deputies assisted highway patrol with a vehicle collision involving two nude occupants in a church parking lot on South 19th Avenue at 8:25 a.m. It was discovered as people were showing up for services. Alcohol was involved.

Alcohol was involved?? Nahhhh.