Sipping orange blossom breezes

I don't mind. I don't mind at all.

I'm just trying to harvest some vegetables and learn how to play a righteous organ.

I play an organic organ.

It leaves a very small carbon footprint, and when I play a C minor, it starts to lecture me about how many acres of plants are eaten by delicious cows, and that those cows are basically raping the earth because they eat the plants and then fart a great big hole in the ozone layer...

Which means that freckle on my cheek isn't really a freckle...

IT'S SKIN CANCER, YOU BURGER EATER!!!

It makes me want to slap a Montana Beef Growers Association bumper sticker on your Prius.

Go get some bulk grains, make a tofurkey and call me when you decide to climb another rung on the food chain.