I'm a manWay past twenty-one

This morning, I went to the gym before work.

After my shower, I put on underwear, pants, socks, shoes and belt... but I had forgotten to bring a shirt.

The only shirt I had was my completely drenched t-shirt form the workout.

So, I proudly strolled out of there in my leather jacket with no shirt underneath.

All I needed were gold chains and a pinky ring.