Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Well, I'm a cement mixer
A churning urn of burning funk.

"Joe... what's up?"

"Nothing. By the way, Will, you have a very sexy phone voice on your voicemail message."

"By the way, Joe, Happy Valentine's Day."

"By the way, Will, I am wearing a pink shirt today."

"By the way, Joe, I am wearing a red tie... it's pointing at my crotch."