Had creases as sharp as a kniffe

So, I went snowboarding today, as per the usual.

I walked into the lodge where I hang out and David Letterman walked right by me.

I lived in LA, and I have seen famous people, but I was not expecting that.

My jaw hit the floor.

He was really low key.

I almost asked him for an internship, but I am pretty sick of being sexually harrassed.

And exploited.

Don't hate me because I am beautiful.