Saturday, October 22, 2005

Once I thought I saw you, in a crowded hazy bar...

Can someone tell me when Nicholas Cage became a complete douchebag?

One of the coolest guys, then one day...sudden and total douchebaggery.

Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Valley Girl, Raising Arizona, Vampire's Kiss, Wild at Heart, Red Rock West, Leaving Las Vegas....

The next minute, he's all Con Air, The Rock, Captain Corelli's National Treasure...

What the fuck happened?

My, my, my I'm so happy, I'm gonna join the band. We're gonna dance and sing a celebration

Record week here at the Dude Abides for "unique" visitors.

Thank you for stopping by, reading, procrastinating, whatever.

You should know that I am on the case. There are a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. Certain things have come to light.

Careful, man. There's a beverage here!

Engines pumping and thumping in time. The green light flashes, the flag goes up. Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.

Why do the have to end the Sopranos?

Why does this upcoming season have to be the last?

These people, don't they know?

Come on.

I need this. I am just not ready for it to be over.

All due respect, Mr Chase, but you're making a big mistake with this. I don't know if you are aware, but I am half Sicilian. Not Italian... Sicilian.

If you do this... end this thing... this thing of ours... You will regret it.

All due respect.

I will bring down a rain of shit upon you, the likes of which you have never seen.

But first, I have to apply lotion to my elbows. They are really dry.