Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Woke this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred million bottles
Washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone in being alone

OK- two quick hits...

1. I had to wait until all the releases have been signed to announce this, but I will be appearing in the upcoming Adam Sandler/Jessica Biel movie with my college buddy, The Wave.

The Wave:

Pretty cool, I know.

Me & Jessica Biel.

Not bad.

Oh, wait.

I guess I should clarify.

My name will be appearing in the movie, along with the Wave's name.

The Wave's sister works in "the industry." (I can use that term now, because I am pretty much a movie star.)

She works on various films that get shot in the NY area and Lawn Guyland.

Jessica Biel plays some type of do-gooder, public service lawyer in Brooklyn, and they needed some "lawyer-sounding" names to use for the place she works.

(Irony of ironies... Public service?! Me and Wave? Ha!)

So, without further ado, my motion picture debut:

I look hot, don't I?

I am pretty sure Jessica Biel will stop during filming and sigh, "Militello, what a beautiful name. I must have him.

I wonder what type of billing I will get in the t.v. ads...


One other thing...

I was driving in my car, listening to the radio, and an ad came on for a local jewelry store.

The woman talking on the ad, who I presume to be the owner of the store, can not pronounce the word "jewelry."

Throughout the ad, she says, "Jewry."

And she clearly didn't sound asian, eg, "That Jewry, she nice gulr."


I wonder if she goes to the liberry.