Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care
I know I have been heavy on the music and light on the writing lately.
Here's a couple minutes of genius:
I don't care how high you fly, or where you cry.
I haven't written much because I have been overwhelmed. I have been overhwelmed by life... and that doesn't usually happen.
Generally, four-leaf clovers shoot out of my ass, but lately, well, lately, it hasn't been so good.
Mostly, I have been wondering just what the heck is wrong with Robert Plant, and why he would rather sit his fat ass on a stool and sing bullshit bluegrass than play THIS somewhere within a thousand miles of where I live for ... what? $ 300 a ticket? $ 500?
Seriously. Is it too much to ask?
It's a recession, and you want to make music for dirty hippies?
Get off your grammy-winning ass and make some freaking rock and roll for the people.
All you hippies make me sick. Pay your bills. Get a job. Try to keep your companies solvent. Pull your weight, because I don't want to pay for your social security. I don't want to mop up your mess. I don't want to change your diapers, and I don't want to feed you applesauce.
COME ON, ROBERT PLANT. THE WORLD NEEDS ZEPPELIN. HAVE YOU READ A NEWSPAPER?
WE NEED THE ROCK.
If I wanted to listen to a banjo, I'd put on some Kermit the Flipping Frog.
Am I asking too much for a little double-necked rock and roll???
I know I have "Who-ed" you out, but I can't stop laughing at Keith Moon:
Here's a couple minutes of genius:
I don't care how high you fly, or where you cry.
I haven't written much because I have been overwhelmed. I have been overhwelmed by life... and that doesn't usually happen.
Generally, four-leaf clovers shoot out of my ass, but lately, well, lately, it hasn't been so good.
Mostly, I have been wondering just what the heck is wrong with Robert Plant, and why he would rather sit his fat ass on a stool and sing bullshit bluegrass than play THIS somewhere within a thousand miles of where I live for ... what? $ 300 a ticket? $ 500?
Seriously. Is it too much to ask?
It's a recession, and you want to make music for dirty hippies?
Get off your grammy-winning ass and make some freaking rock and roll for the people.
All you hippies make me sick. Pay your bills. Get a job. Try to keep your companies solvent. Pull your weight, because I don't want to pay for your social security. I don't want to mop up your mess. I don't want to change your diapers, and I don't want to feed you applesauce.
COME ON, ROBERT PLANT. THE WORLD NEEDS ZEPPELIN. HAVE YOU READ A NEWSPAPER?
WE NEED THE ROCK.
If I wanted to listen to a banjo, I'd put on some Kermit the Flipping Frog.
Am I asking too much for a little double-necked rock and roll???
I know I have "Who-ed" you out, but I can't stop laughing at Keith Moon: