One and one and one is three

This is my 1100th post. I hope you like it.



If I am not doing this:



Here:



I'd rather be doing this:



Check out my ninja skills on the picture above.

I am in and out in three frames, flowing like water.

And leaving the ladies laughing.

It's how I roll.

Here comes the guitargasm...





(((((((((((GONG))))))))))))))



Whaddya gonna do?



Listen to the cicadas play that music.



I don't need to go to church.



I have an organ, so I don't necessarily need to come to the mountain.



That mountain will come to me.



That is a Kirby, the most bad-ass of all vacuum cleaners.



And that is my didgeridoo.