Friday, March 30, 2007

Let's play Twister
Let's play Risk

I was wondering about what I would wish away, if wishes came true.

(we're gonna be friends - white stripes)
((i love that freaking song.))

Everyone is into wishing for something, like ten million dollars.

What would you wish away?

Would you wish you hadn't... ?

Would you wish there wasn't... ?

I would wish away the morons.

Yeah, morons.

The definition of who is a moron would be judged solely by me, as I have vast expertise on the subject.

My skill has been honed by years, nay, decades, of moron detection. I have almost a preternatural moron awareness.

Sure, I know you're thinking- i know an idiot when i see one. i know plenty of idiots.- but I'm like Luke Skywalker with the blindfold.

I can sense them.

You could drug me, blindfold me, have a donkey kick me in the head, spin me around five times and set me in the middle of a Sri Lankan jungle.

I'll stretch out with my feelings and find you a fucking moron.

Because I just gots it like that.


Here's another cool video of R.E.M. and Eddie Vedder doing "Man on the Moon."