Kill your health and kill yourselfAnd kill everything you loveAnd if you live you can fall to pieces and suffer with my ghost

I need a new hobby, and I'm thinking of taking up crystal meth. It just seems like such a good idea. Smart, too.

The ads on tv make it look so glamorous, especially the one where the scabby girl is tearing out her eyebrows with a tweezer.

I mean, why not? My luck seems to be taking an amazing turn for the better... a pop up ad told me I have been selected to win an iPod.

Yeah, I think I am going to add crystal meth to the quiver. It will make me a true renaissance man.