Annie, are you okay?Annie, are you okay?

And I present to you, the eloquently titled video,

"Killer Whale Takes Revenge On Japanese Kayak"



I really can't blame the whale. Those fuckers bombed Pearl Harbor.

And we had to lay a couple nukes on 'em, just like Shamu.

You better step off, because I am about to go Shamu all over your ass.



Hand... me... the Bat-Shark Repellant Spray!

The following video is not computer generated. It's not a special effect.

Just a dude, riding a really big wave.