Thursday, March 02, 2006

Then you say Wait a minute Sally, I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?
That's fuckin' teamwork!

Things that eat ass:

Dave Matthews Band

Hayden Christensen in Star Wars 2 & 3

The President on this season of 24

Keystone Ski Resort

Getting tax information together in a year where you quit your job, sold your interest in a corporation, sold real estate, moved, bought real estate, and made 40 stock trades

Kansas, band and state

The New York Yankees

Things that rock your fuckin' socks off:

Tenacious D

The icy planet of Hoth in Empire Strikes Back

President David Palmer from past seasons of 24, may he rest in peace

Big Sky

Julius Erving, circa 1983

Trainspotting

The Green Bay Packers

Powder days


Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

...let's call the whole thing off.

I say tomato; you say tomahto.

I say potato; you say potahto.

Hmmmm. Let's analyze this further...

How about-

I speak English and you're an asshole.

It's tomato, you idiot.

Who says tomahto anyway?

Nobody, that's who.

I said, brother, if you only knew, you would wish you were in my shoes
You just keep on usin' me
Until you use me up

I love getting these:

346 AM MST THU MAR 2 2006

SEVERE WEATHER ALERT...

A STRONG WEATHER SYSTEM OFF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST COAST IS EXPECTED
TO MOVE NORTHEAST THROUGH CENTRAL OR EASTERN MONTANA LATE FRIDAY
NIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY NIGHT. IT HAS THE POTENTIAL FOR CAUSING SIGNIFICANT SNOW FOR
PORTIONS OF SOUTHWEST MONTANA FRIDAY INTO SATURDAY
NIGHT.

LIGHT SNOW IS EXPECTED TO INCREASE IN INTENSITY TONIGHT NEAR THE
CONTINENTAL DIVIDE THEN SPREAD EAST FRIDAY AND FRIDAY NIGHT. GUSTY
NORTHEAST TO EAST WINDS COULD CAUSE AREAS OF BLOWING SNOW AND POOR
VISIBILITIES OVER THE PLAINS AND THROUGH MOUNTAIN PASSES. WIND
CHILL TEMPERATURES COULD FALL TO NEAR ZERO.
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What's not to like?