Everything has changedAbsolutely nothing's changedTake my hand, not my pictureSpill my tincture

Good morning, kids.

Happy Friday.

I hope you have your donut and your coffee.

Just settlin' into your bright, sunshiney day.

You booted up your computer, checked your email.

Thinkin'... fuck.

It's Friday.

I wonder what Duder did last night?

Did he have a fun Thursday?

Yes, indeed, he did.

He had a full night of investigative work.

It started by going deep cover.

Blended into the crowd.

Crept up on some friends, Leo, Nanner, Holly.

Sat in the 15th row, stage left.

Sat through Pearl Jam.

They played about two hours.

(Pictures and video to follow. Gotta get home and upload. Oh, I got a lot of video.)

My dad and I stayed undercover.

Real inconspicuous-like.

Then, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers played.

Again, they played about two hours.

And, then...

Finally.

We got to the bottom of it.

It may come as a shock to most of you.

Are you sitting down?

It appeared that Tom Petty may very well have been

Smoking marijuana.

No, really.

I am pretty sure he was.

I hope that doesn't shatter any illusions.

But we are fairly certain he was under the influence of the demon weed.

Something about his demeanor ...

Despite that demoralizing bit of news, it was a fan-fucking-tastic concert.

Eddie Vedder came out and sang "The Waiting."

And then, in the encore, he came out and sang "American Girl."

I took video of this.

I'll post it here in a couple days.

So, anyway, my Thursday night was pretty good.

Thanks for asking.

Have a great Friday.

And don't forget the cover sheets on your TPS reports.

P.S. Somebody said tonight that I live a charmed life.

I'm not sure what the hell they're talking about.